In a very thoughtful, drunken moment I said, "I don't want to have sex anymore."
The look on his face was pure bewilderment, and a little sadness...scared maybe.
He asked why.
I said, "Because I'm fat and lazy."
His frown turned upside down...a little too much. He laughed that laugh that is very rare. The one where he can't breathe, and occassionally turns high pitched. He drooled. He couldn't stop. He laughed without sound. He laughed. And laughed. And laughed.
I was confused.
He was relieved.
He said, "I thought you were going to say I was doing something wrong, or that we weren't going to work out...or something really bad. But, if that's all it is, I'm sure we can work around it."
The look on his face was pure bewilderment, and a little sadness...scared maybe.
He asked why.
I said, "Because I'm fat and lazy."
His frown turned upside down...a little too much. He laughed that laugh that is very rare. The one where he can't breathe, and occassionally turns high pitched. He drooled. He couldn't stop. He laughed without sound. He laughed. And laughed. And laughed.
I was confused.
He was relieved.
He said, "I thought you were going to say I was doing something wrong, or that we weren't going to work out...or something really bad. But, if that's all it is, I'm sure we can work around it."
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