Dysfunction Suits Me

Veruca Salt is at it again!

Did you see that my man won last night?

Last night, Josh and I sat in my bed eating pasties from La Madeleine, watching the Golden Globes as I yelled at Gabby every 2.8 minutes (I feel really bad about that, I just want to kiss her all day to make up for it!). Josh really is the best girlfriend I could ever ask for!

My fantasy man may have won last night, but my real, unreal man is making me crazy! I think I got a little spoiled. Since Christmas I have had an email or a phone call from the AOC for like 5 days straight, and then maybe one day off. NOW . . . I haven't heard from him since Thursday. I know he was doing work stuff this weekend, and wasn't at home, but my brain just can't help analyzing and reanalyzing the whole situation. I am constantly thinking the worse. Everytime this happens I tell Josh that he doesn't like me, he hates me, he's never emailing me again . . . and then of course, he always does. Obsessive, and just plain weird, I know. BUT, what if that does happen? What if one day, like today, he really does just stop?

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Jessiedc28 said…

I am so glad he shaved for the awards ceremony. That really bugged me in the movie. He's really hairy so it made the bottom half of his face look like it was covered in charcoal. Loves.

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