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I have a huge crush. I have a huge crush on a man I've never met in person. I have a huge crush on a man who does things that are very cool. Yesterday in the mail I got the book that he sent me...the book that he wrote...a book about all of his travels and adventures. The more I read this book, the less confident I start to feel about this being a possible "match". I have no idea what I can offer this older, more sophisticated, more worldly man. The biggest adventures in my life are grappling with 18-year old freshmen for a parking space at school, finishing a set of push-ups and pull-ups at the gym, or wrestling my daughter to the ground for a bath. Maybe I can teach him all about Sponge-Bob Square Pants?
This is again one of those times where things seem too good to be true. The emails we send back and forth would suggest that there is a great interest and curiosity on both sides, and that something really good could possibly come from this!!! His ...

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Obi Won
Kenobi, Jedi Knight
protecter of peace and justice.
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Definitely entertaining.
kenobi
A) Stop hitting on my sister
B) Gross -- don't comment on me.
C) You're a nerd and you need to face it so move on.
D) Stop drinking during the day
E) LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE
F) Do you want me to call and yell at you again? WTF
G) I hope you break your finger so you can't play guitar anymore.
my name is Obi Won.
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your are just 1% of whom i have contacted so BE ON YOUR TOES. BE READY WE NEED YOUR PEOPLE.
kenobi.
i've come to help bring peace to your planet earth. the treaty will take some time after the war takes place, taKE SHELTER IN CAVES.
kenobi.
I would like to talk to you more about this, I want to be prepared. Please call me to discuss. I will even give you my toll free number:
866-615-6464
i must travel now i've have work i still must do.
Obi-Won Kenobi.
protecter of peace and justice