Dysfunction Suits Me

OUCH!!!

Have you ever had someone stick their thumbs right up into your rotator cuff and hold it there for 30 seconds just to get out adhesions (knots of very tight muscles)? The muscles in my shoulders and upper back are as hard as bone!!! I need help very badly!!!...but I don't think the kind of "help" Aaron gives me is very relaxing...it feels more like punishment that I get for eating some chicken strips...it's like he builds up his anger with me and he can't wait till I start complaining that some part of my body is feeling sore...at that point I'm almost positive that some little light comes on in his pretty blonde head and he says to himself, "I've got her now!...Chicken stips AWAY...I will beat her into submission...muhahaha!" And you know...if he wanted to beat me into submission I just might like it!!! :) LOL. Sometimes I really have to ask myself why I pay someone to inflict uncontrollable, unbelieveable pain on me!!! But it's worth it everytime...Not worth it in a healthy way, but worth it in a, "I own this big gorgeous hunk of man...at least for an hour...bought and paid for!!! LOL.

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