Dysfunction Suits Me

IPEX

Have you heard of this IPEX thing from Victoria's Secret. It's being billed as "the world's most advanced bra". Could someone tell me please what exactly the most advanced bra should do?? I just don't get it, and I think it's really funny to think about little men in white coats trying to figure out how to get the world's most advanced bra.

I had a massage done last night with my "New Age" massage therapist. I feel so much better. My shoulders aren't as tense, but she doesn't give nice little relaxing massages. She basically beats the shit out of you. I'm sure if I looked at my back in the mirror it would be completely bruised.

I just got home from spending a fortune and 2 hours getting new glasses, but I desperately need them. The price of glasses is ridiculous. Of course, I guess I didn't really need to get the Anne Klein frames. I can't wait to go pick them up. I'll try to post pictures.

Comments

Kaycee said…

Did you know you can get very fabulous, very stylish glasses at Wal-Mart for as low as $54.00 a pair, and yes, there are good ones at $54.00 a pair! AND THAT INCLUDES THE LENSES!!! Does take them about 5 days to make them though.

2:13 PM

Jessiedc28 said…

Eric thinks that IPEX is too high tech of a name for a bra. I agree. The commercial is on CONSTANTLY -- it's annoying! Besides, doesn't it look exactly like the other ones?

2:18 PM

Compulsive Lizzie said…

K - I should have gone for WalMart, but I was trying to use my health insurance, and they only take it in some places. But I am very pleased with my new glasses and sunglasses.

J - IPEX reminds of APEX and that's the company that makes all my supplements for the gym. It's just weird!

10:31 PM

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