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Stay Away!

Things I need to learn to just say no to:

1. http://www.dooce.com/ Not the whole blog. I just need to stop reading the monthly newsletters to her daughter. I'm on my tenth keyboard from crying so hard and dripping all over the space bar!

2. Bagels!

3. Bagels!

4. Boys who do not treat me like the princess I am. Josh has seriously spoiled me!

5. My bed in the middle of the day.

6. Movies like the Color Purple. They turn me into a huge ball of mush that never wants to leave my bed again. Especially if followed up by Forest Gump.

7. Men who shave their entire bodies. What am I thinking? (But, GOD, he's hot!)

8. Pink purses!

9. The chocolate jar at work.

10. My mother's kitchen. Her house should be called the House of Regression. Everytime I'm there I resort back to "fat girl eating mode". I will look in that refridgerator 100 times before I finally have to announce to my parents that they make me fat and I'm taking my still "in shape" kid and leaving!

Comments

Kaycee said…
Its about damn time you updated this thing!
7:46 AM
Compulsive Lizzie said…
I wish I could keep up like I used to, but maybe it's a good thing! Am I adding a bit of the suspense factor? lol

I just haven't had the time. My life now is pretty much work, school, gym, back to school, home, sleep, work, school, gym, back to school, home, sleep . . . .
7:53 AM
Jessiedc28 said…
I love this post!! I too have a list that I shoudl post.
1. Thin Minds
2. Chocolate
3. The internet
4. Starbucks Low Fat Cinnamon Swirl for breakfast
5. Wine during the week
6. Cigarettes
7. My Cell phone
8. Oreos
9. ERic's Fleece
10. Holly's mattress
10:24 AM
Jessiedc28 said…
Sorry Thin MINTS
10:25 AM
Compulsive Lizzie said…
thin mints are part of the problem with my mom's freezer/fridge unit.
11:35 AM
Anonymous said…
Um, I can help.
- Hairy Guy.
12:50 PM
Compulsive Lizzie said…
How can you help, Hairy Guy?? ;)
2:34 PM
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