Gabby: You took the kitties to the vet today?
Me: Yep.
Gabby: What do they do to them?
Me: They just check them out. They do the same stuff to them that the doctor does to you when you go for a check-up.
Gabby: Like take their temperature and stuff?
Me: Yep. Do you know how they check their temperature? It makes them mad.
Gabby: No, how?
Me: They put the thermometers in their butts.
Gabby: They do what!? That's crazy!
Me: It's the same way they take a baby's temperature.
Gabby: They did that to me!!??
Me: Yes, of course. (Not really...they had the "ear thermometer" by then)
Gabby: *blinks in disbelief*...I'M SUING!
Me: Yep.
Gabby: What do they do to them?
Me: They just check them out. They do the same stuff to them that the doctor does to you when you go for a check-up.
Gabby: Like take their temperature and stuff?
Me: Yep. Do you know how they check their temperature? It makes them mad.
Gabby: No, how?
Me: They put the thermometers in their butts.
Gabby: They do what!? That's crazy!
Me: It's the same way they take a baby's temperature.
Gabby: They did that to me!!??
Me: Yes, of course. (Not really...they had the "ear thermometer" by then)
Gabby: *blinks in disbelief*...I'M SUING!
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