Gabbyisms

Gabby: You took the kitties to the vet today?

Me: Yep.

Gabby: What do they do to them?

Me: They just check them out. They do the same stuff to them that the doctor does to you when you go for a check-up.

Gabby: Like take their temperature and stuff?

Me: Yep. Do you know how they check their temperature? It makes them mad.

Gabby: No, how?

Me: They put the thermometers in their butts.

Gabby: They do what!? That's crazy!

Me: It's the same way they take a baby's temperature.

Gabby: They did that to me!!??

Me: Yes, of course. (Not really...they had the "ear thermometer" by then)

Gabby: *blinks in disbelief*...I'M SUING!