Don't Hold Your Gas In!

Mi-Mi told me the funniest story last week about how she was on vacation and really had to fart, but was being polite so she held it in for a couple of days, and ended up having to go to the doctor because she was in horrendous pain. The doctor asked her if she had been holding in farts, she said yes, and the doctor said, "Don't you do it! Don't you ever hold in your gas!" So now you know, folks, whenever you have to let one fly you can say it's doctor's orders!

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Jessiedc28 said…

But did he say why?

6:15 AM

Compulsive Lizzie said…

Well, she was in such horrible pain that it kind of paralyzed her. She couldn't get out of the car and walk. So, I guess it's just really bad for you because you can explode your intestines or something.

9:14 AM

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