Mi-Mi told me the funniest story last week about how she was on vacation and really had to fart, but was being polite so she held it in for a couple of days, and ended up having to go to the doctor because she was in horrendous pain. The doctor asked her if she had been holding in farts, she said yes, and the doctor said, "Don't you do it! Don't you ever hold in your gas!" So now you know, folks, whenever you have to let one fly you can say it's doctor's orders!
In case anyone has been watching the weather for the whole country...you will know that here in sunny San Antonio, we have been having some very out of the ordinary weather. We got iced in for the last two days. Not snowed in...It's all ice. Snow to the north, but all we got was freezing rain. I was cracking ice off my car with a wooden flip-flop keychain, seeing as how I don't own an ice chipper or whatever you call them, because this isn't usually a problem. Gabby got to have two ice days from school. I have spent the last almost 72 hours in my house, and I'm literally going crazy!!! I just had to get over to my mom's today so I could do something different for a change. The roads are much safter, but watch out for the ice flying off of cars! I'm not exaggerating at all when I say that a chunk of ice the size of a passenger side car window came hurling at me! It was kind of scary. Or the ice falling from the power lines...that's kind of scary, too. But, th...
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