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Looking for a new name? . . . Try this!

Josh sent this to me today, I thought it was cute, and it made me laugh...I know I already emailed it to some people, but try it and post your new name in the comments...make me laugh!!

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie, b = lumpy, c = buttercup, d=gadget, e= crusty, f = greasy, g = fluffy, h = cheeseball, i = chim-chim, j = stinky, k = flunky, l = bootie, m = pinky, n = zippy, o = goober, p = doofus, q = slimy, r = loopy, s = snotty, t = tootie, u = dorkey, v = squeezit, w = oprah, x = skipper, y = dinky, z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple, b = toilet, c = giggle, d = burger, e = girdle, f = barf, g = lizard, h = waffle, i = cootie, j = monkey, k = potty, l = liver, m = banana, n = rhino, o = bubble, p = hamster, q = toad, r = gizzard, s = pizza, t = gerbil, u = chicken, v = pickle, w = chuckle, x = tofu, y = gorilla, z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head, b = mouth, c = face, d = nose, e = tush, f = breath, g = pants, h = shorts, i = lips, j = honker, k = butt, l = brain, m = tushie, n = biscuits, o = hiney, p = chunks, q = toes, r = buns, s = fanny, t = sniffer, u = sprinkles, v = kisser, w = squirt, x = humperdinck, y = brains, z = juice

Comments

Just call me Chim-Chim Chicken from now on!
Jammie J. said…
Poopsie Burgerkisser. Of course it would have poop in it.
Jammie J. said…
Oh no, I messed up. My new name is actually "Poopsie Gizzardkisser".
Carolyn said…
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Carolyn said…
Loopy Bubblebiscuits
Carolyn said…
Hey dumb ass you forgot the o for first names.
Kaycee said…
I am now "Dinky Pizza Buns". Now, that i a sexy name if I ever heard of one!

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