. . . 5 Bottles of Beer on the Wall . . .
I had the best weekend ever with my best bud, Josh...walking downtown on the Riverwalk, martinis at Swig,...(followed up my an IM conversation with the 'adventurous, online crush'...who Josh thinks I should start calling the AOC, but then I thought...Hmmm...one more thing Jess might think I'm stealing, but she stole my template...lol)...Saturday I actually went to the gym and did cardio, then Josh and I went to an art museum, lunch at a French restaurant, and then on to historical Gruene, TX...which included lots of bikers looking at my Josh like they wanted to kick his ass (kidding, my friend)...scary antique shops...a sliding climb down a steep hill to see the river, and then the "I can't breath and I have to quit smoking" climb back up the hill...drinks, appetizers, and desert at this very cool restaurant that I love...then it was back to SA...we wanted to see Alfie, but it didn't start for an hour or so...went back to my place and almost fell asleep on the couch...drove to this theatre, the Bijou, (I'm gonna get us there...) one of those theatres that you can buy alcohol in...so that's what we did...
Josh's little light bulb went on and he said, "Let's get a bucket o' beer"..."Sure, why not?"...$15.00 for the bucket...should have used that time at my house to consume a $5.00 six pack! They handed Josh the bucket which had no ice in it...they said to fill it up with ice at the self serve soda thingy...we walk to the little lady who rips the tickets...Josh, carrying this bucket, not by the handle, but with two hands...clink, clink, clink...no ice in the bucket...I forced the bucket away from Josh and proceeded to fill it up with ice...one side first...a few chips of ice fell out as I turned the bucket to do the other side..."JOSH", I yelled...laughter commenced for no reason other than, as I thought at the moment, because I tried to blame the spilling of the ice on Josh. We walked to the theatre, the only people with a bucket of beer, laughing uncontrollably, looking plastered already...what I didn't know was that I spilled more than just a couple of chips of ice...I spilled a lot of ice...and Josh heard the ticket ripper call for clean-up!!! Found our seats still trying to control this laughter as the other people in the theatre with coffee and soda stare...laughter became harder when I said to Josh that he didn't even get a six-pack for his 15 bucks...there were only 5 beers...This is probably one of those "You had to be there" funnies, but it was...funny, hilarious, uncontrollable great finish to a great weekend! (Loved the movie by the way, but I WAS half asleep, and drunk on laughter and beer). Will be posting pics of the weekend, most of them are just of me though, so I don't know, may rethink that...don't want anyone thinking I'm a narcissitic, vain, lover of myself!!! However, Josh is the one that took all of them, and made me do it!!!
Had the most amazing IM conversation with the AOC last night... ... ...
Jess and I have been talking more lately...she doesn't know this, but well, nevermind...I've missed her.
Two tests this week, paper due next week, paper due after Thanksgiving...haven't started on either one...Everyone keeps saying the semester is almost over, but people, that doesn't make me feel better...the closer it gets to the end, the more I have to do!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
I had the best weekend ever with my best bud, Josh...walking downtown on the Riverwalk, martinis at Swig,...(followed up my an IM conversation with the 'adventurous, online crush'...who Josh thinks I should start calling the AOC, but then I thought...Hmmm...one more thing Jess might think I'm stealing, but she stole my template...lol)...Saturday I actually went to the gym and did cardio, then Josh and I went to an art museum, lunch at a French restaurant, and then on to historical Gruene, TX...which included lots of bikers looking at my Josh like they wanted to kick his ass (kidding, my friend)...scary antique shops...a sliding climb down a steep hill to see the river, and then the "I can't breath and I have to quit smoking" climb back up the hill...drinks, appetizers, and desert at this very cool restaurant that I love...then it was back to SA...we wanted to see Alfie, but it didn't start for an hour or so...went back to my place and almost fell asleep on the couch...drove to this theatre, the Bijou, (I'm gonna get us there...) one of those theatres that you can buy alcohol in...so that's what we did...
Josh's little light bulb went on and he said, "Let's get a bucket o' beer"..."Sure, why not?"...$15.00 for the bucket...should have used that time at my house to consume a $5.00 six pack! They handed Josh the bucket which had no ice in it...they said to fill it up with ice at the self serve soda thingy...we walk to the little lady who rips the tickets...Josh, carrying this bucket, not by the handle, but with two hands...clink, clink, clink...no ice in the bucket...I forced the bucket away from Josh and proceeded to fill it up with ice...one side first...a few chips of ice fell out as I turned the bucket to do the other side..."JOSH", I yelled...laughter commenced for no reason other than, as I thought at the moment, because I tried to blame the spilling of the ice on Josh. We walked to the theatre, the only people with a bucket of beer, laughing uncontrollably, looking plastered already...what I didn't know was that I spilled more than just a couple of chips of ice...I spilled a lot of ice...and Josh heard the ticket ripper call for clean-up!!! Found our seats still trying to control this laughter as the other people in the theatre with coffee and soda stare...laughter became harder when I said to Josh that he didn't even get a six-pack for his 15 bucks...there were only 5 beers...This is probably one of those "You had to be there" funnies, but it was...funny, hilarious, uncontrollable great finish to a great weekend! (Loved the movie by the way, but I WAS half asleep, and drunk on laughter and beer). Will be posting pics of the weekend, most of them are just of me though, so I don't know, may rethink that...don't want anyone thinking I'm a narcissitic, vain, lover of myself!!! However, Josh is the one that took all of them, and made me do it!!!
Had the most amazing IM conversation with the AOC last night... ... ...
Jess and I have been talking more lately...she doesn't know this, but well, nevermind...I've missed her.
Two tests this week, paper due next week, paper due after Thanksgiving...haven't started on either one...Everyone keeps saying the semester is almost over, but people, that doesn't make me feel better...the closer it gets to the end, the more I have to do!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
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Occasional narcissist. You occasionally think too highly of yourself; catch yourself whenever it seems like the world revolves around you.