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I've never dated a white male before, partly because I live in San Antonio and the majority of the population is Hispanic. Another part is because I am usually attracted to darker men with brown eyes, and also partly because Hispanic men, I think, tend to like the fact that I'm not a toothpick. Obi One is the first white guy that I've dated. This morning I couldn't get over how amazingly hot the freckles across his shoulders are, and how amazingly hot the little blonde fuzz is at the top of his back in between his shoulder blades. His red goatee that is the same color as my hair is amazingly hot, too.

Last night Obi One and I went to a bar that was having Karaoke night. We met up with his friend Ace Ventura and Ace's girlfriend, and some of her friends, too. Obi One did a duet with Ace of an Eminem song. They were doing the Eminem-bob-dancing thing and it was completely hot as well. The crowd was loving them. I was in complete awe. I didn't know he could do that! He sang a Tool song too, and then he played back up dancer with Ace for a girl singing Proud Mary. Ace's girlfriend and her friends kept leaning over to tell me just how cute and hot they thought Obi One is. I've dated a lot of artist/musician types and it always kind of made me feel weird to listen to them and look them in the eye when they were trying to serenade me. That doesn't happen with Obi One. It just makes me want to squeeze his cheeks and kiss him.

I was officially and totally and completely wasted last night. I don't remember much of anything. I remember taking Red-headed Slut shots, lip puffing lip gloss, Ace's girlfriend sticking her boobs in my face all night, an awesome massage from one of the friends, more shots, puking my guts out when I got home, Obi One using the Force to take care of me, and then not much else. I woke up late for work and with the worst hangover, so Obi One and I layed in bed for most of the day and just laughed and laughed and laughed. I have never been so happy.

Comments

Jammie J. said…
This sounds like Texas' weather report. Hot.
Kaycee said…
See, you don't need the AOC. DITCH HIM! HE IS A WASTE OF TIME> But that is just my 100.00 worth (See, my opinion is worth more)
J - HOT is an understatement!

Momma - For some reason it's a lot harder to do than it would seem.
You sound totally and completely in love! I am very excited for you! The energy you're putting out with your enthusiasm is really contagious!

Hope you don't mind...I'm adding your blog to my links!!!! I read you all the time, so it needs to be there! :)
Anonymous said…
bella fiore...sounds like you are innamoratto..bene munch bene par ti bella fiore..domanda par ti? Perche poui tu lasciare in pace il ragazzo?
Jessiedc28 said…
Yea, what that guy said!
Jess - Thank you thank you thank you! I read yours all the time, so when I get some more time, I'll put your link up as well!

Anon - now I know who you are, and thank you too for being such a great friend!


Jessie - Me too.

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