Dysfunction Suits Me

Josh is Smoking CRACK!

Josh recently sent this picture to me with the following message: "This girl looks just like you! Her hair is blonde, but the way her back curves, the shape of the butt, the green pants and especially the face structure. Its scary! I'm looking at her legs and I know those legs! Anyway, her name is Amanda Beard and she is an Olympic swimmer featured in sports illustrated swimsuit issue." I'm not so sure I agree with him, but thanks anyways Josh for trying to make me feel better. You just need to add about 30 lbs to that girl!

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Jammie J. said…

Hey! Lookie there! Your profile picture? It's where you blog! !!

1:46 AM

Kaycee said…

I don't think the face structure is at all the same. and she is able to cover her boobs with her arms so that is shot too! Ha ha.

7:36 AM

Compulsive Lizzie said…

I'm not sure what I think. She's definitely thinner than me, but then Josh and I caught the actualy SI special on TV, and watching this chick talk and move and stuff . . . it did remind me of myself a little. She does have really big horse teeth though . . . and like I said, she's in much better shape!

2:00 PM

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