Dysfunction Suits Me

Professor Crum

There once was a Professor called Crum
She had everyone at the base of her Thumb
She really liked Some,
And thought everyone else Dumb.

GIS is her Toy,
And she can't stop talking to "Pretty Boy".
The rest of us are just part of her Ploy
To make people feel bad, and find herself some Joy.

It really helps her to Think
If she has a little Drink,
And brings us all to the Brink
With a twitch of her nose, and a Wink.

Comments

Compulsive Lizzie said…

I think someone needs to go back to school. Maybe Gabby could take you into her 1st grade class for show and tell...show and tell of a 33-year old man who doesn't know how to count!!! I only rhymed 4 words, not 5.

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