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Return of the Beast

Guess who was at the gym today? That's right...my very good and loyal original trainer Aaron the Beast...I think I might break into tears.

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Jessiedc28 said…
Did you ask him for your free fucking sessions???
6:08 PM
Compulsive Lizzie said…
Yep . . . the conversation was a little like this.

Aaron: Who are you training with now?
Me: Well, I'm not training now, but Ray gives me a workout plan when I come in. However, now that you're here you should give me a comp session.
Aaron: I would if I didn't have to run...I do owe you a lot of comp sessions, huh?
Me: Yep

Then his phone rang and he was gone pretty much.
8:20 PM
Anonymous said…
Jeez...I just get used to reading your blog every third day or so, then you go and post 3 days in a row =-) I know you're the hot one I saw with the thong hanging out at Bandera Point, right...which brings me to this point: if girls don't want you staring at their butts, why do they wear thongs to the gym?

Sorry if this is a bit off-color...I've had a few brews tonight and am feeling randy.
11:39 PM
Compulsive Lizzie said…
Sorry, bridegroom, probably wasn't me. The only thing I do at Bandera Point is shop!!! Oh, and I've had a little more time lately to post...and I've got to come up with some shocker every now and then.
9:11 AM
Compulsive Lizzie said…
Oh, and . . . all the girls I know wear thongs to make their butts look better, and to not show panty lines . . . they don't wear them to have men drooling at their asses . . . ok, maybe they secretly do.
6:00 PM
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