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Return of the Beast

Guess who was at the gym today? That's right...my very good and loyal original trainer Aaron the Beast...I think I might break into tears.

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Jessiedc28 said…
Did you ask him for your free fucking sessions???
Yep . . . the conversation was a little like this.

Aaron: Who are you training with now?
Me: Well, I'm not training now, but Ray gives me a workout plan when I come in. However, now that you're here you should give me a comp session.
Aaron: I would if I didn't have to run...I do owe you a lot of comp sessions, huh?
Me: Yep

Then his phone rang and he was gone pretty much.
Anonymous said…
Jeez...I just get used to reading your blog every third day or so, then you go and post 3 days in a row =-) I know you're the hot one I saw with the thong hanging out at Bandera Point, right...which brings me to this point: if girls don't want you staring at their butts, why do they wear thongs to the gym?

Sorry if this is a bit off-color...I've had a few brews tonight and am feeling randy.
Sorry, bridegroom, probably wasn't me. The only thing I do at Bandera Point is shop!!! Oh, and I've had a little more time lately to post...and I've got to come up with some shocker every now and then.
Oh, and . . . all the girls I know wear thongs to make their butts look better, and to not show panty lines . . . they don't wear them to have men drooling at their asses . . . ok, maybe they secretly do.

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